tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7631744517472022294.post8186203287458352558..comments2023-05-29T13:16:10.208+00:00Comments on Norfolk 'n Good!: Roger the Cabin BoyRoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09780409453528524865noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7631744517472022294.post-75438902600561367422009-12-18T18:17:25.466+00:002009-12-18T18:17:25.466+00:00I see that a touch of madness has broken out in th...I see that a touch of madness has broken out in the deep south!<br /><br />Did someone mention a drink?Jon Storeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02523447513830779457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7631744517472022294.post-77121304763647462362009-12-18T10:55:56.807+00:002009-12-18T10:55:56.807+00:00Z: Good job by the sound of it!
Geoff: "Was ...Z: Good job by the sound of it!<br /><br />Geoff: "Was it Fir?" ... "Only about 4 inches".<br /><br />Vicus: I done a lol at that Geoffster.<br /><br />Sarah: I tries some of that Hoi Poloi from Tescos but it was full of monosodium glutamate. Here's to a frugal Christmas - unless you sell the Tractor on ebay!<br /><br />Roses: Christmas isn't complete without a Tin of Roses!Roghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09780409453528524865noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7631744517472022294.post-17782150450291556862009-12-18T09:49:15.948+00:002009-12-18T09:49:15.948+00:00I'm afraid all my Christmas money is going to ...I'm afraid all my Christmas money is going to keep Palais de Roses warm.<br /><br />That and the wine.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7631744517472022294.post-86078904693280612092009-12-18T09:02:56.758+00:002009-12-18T09:02:56.758+00:00We too look forward to Christmas at cold comfort f...We too look forward to Christmas at cold comfort farm. The flame retardant logs sizzle on the meager fire. I can't be arsed to get the tractor out to forge a path through the snow, so that I can battle with the hoi poloi in Tesco. Pah we shall have turkey twizzlers this year.<br /><br />I do however, have a bottle of rum, soda and mint in the larder. So it's Mojito's all round.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16592616458943756399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7631744517472022294.post-41266857414074397182009-12-18T06:49:42.556+00:002009-12-18T06:49:42.556+00:00Thank you Geoff. I expect that you're here all...Thank you Geoff. I expect that you're here all week.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7631744517472022294.post-45749616196814933442009-12-17T20:07:49.648+00:002009-12-17T20:07:49.648+00:00I went to buy the tree today.
"Are you going...I went to buy the tree today.<br /><br />"Are you going to put it up yourself?" said the assistant.<br /><br />"No, in the living room," I said.<br /><br />I've had too much to drink and eat today and I feel really horrible.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7631744517472022294.post-69315418264110326282009-12-17T19:29:02.621+00:002009-12-17T19:29:02.621+00:00Actually, I don't know if she smoked. She die...Actually, I don't know if she smoked. She died, looking like a raddled old woman (so I'm told, I don't remember her) in her early 60s. My parents both disliked her and my sister was afraid of her. We're lightweights, true.Zhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00822383355869390919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7631744517472022294.post-8715130086421312222009-12-17T19:12:10.362+00:002009-12-17T19:12:10.362+00:00Z: I bet she smoked 50 a day and lived to 103 as w...Z: I bet she smoked 50 a day and lived to 103 as well. we are such lightweights! Our shop has run right down for a week or two and will re-open in 2010 - hurrah!<br /><br />Kaz: The lovely Kirstie? Ok she's a Baron's daughter, went to Bedales, advises the Tories on hyses and she's an estate agent .. but what have you got against her? I haven't mentioned your carbon emissions out of politeness ;-)Roghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09780409453528524865noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7631744517472022294.post-29689514170096236592009-12-17T18:10:17.398+00:002009-12-17T18:10:17.398+00:00You've been watching that bloody Kirstie Allsl...You've been watching that bloody Kirstie Allslop again haven't you?<br />I bet she's saved so much by making her own Christmas presents that she's in the Maldives now ... staying with Dave and Samantha perhaps.<br /><br />Whaddaya mean - 'look at Kaz'?<br />Is Ruin in Norfolk?KAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7631744517472022294.post-92113037004856942412009-12-17T17:54:34.272+00:002009-12-17T17:54:34.272+00:00My grandmother used to drink champagne at breakfas...My grandmother used to drink champagne at breakfast time and gin for tea as well. I'm a rank amateur.<br /><br />If I knew how to find you on eBay, I'd certainly turn him in your direction.Zhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00822383355869390919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7631744517472022294.post-67191934618869129162009-12-17T17:47:27.292+00:002009-12-17T17:47:27.292+00:00Dave: I've never been held up as a shining exa...Dave: I've never been held up as a shining example before.<br /><br />Scarlett: As the great Jimmy Carr once said "You can't polish a turd - but you can roll it in glitter!"<br /><br />Christopher: You try telling that to the kids of today! They won't believe you!<br /><br />Macy: They are always full of smug bastards on a Saturday so I say hurrah!<br /><br />Ziggi: Poor vous! I'll try and drink twice as much this evening in an attempt to even your share out.<br /><br />Vicus: I think we should have your alternative Christmas Message on Channel Four up against her madge.<br /><br />Richard: Up the workers indeed. You don't get this sort of thing on Quaintarse or Ryan Giggs.<br /><br />Z: Drinking twice a day...road to ruin! Look at Kaz. The Sage should be greatly encouraged to our ebay listings when suitably tipsy!Roghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09780409453528524865noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7631744517472022294.post-16237409355956437892009-12-17T17:19:23.240+00:002009-12-17T17:19:23.240+00:00I last had an alcoholic drink 5 hours ago. I'...I last had an alcoholic drink 5 hours ago. I'm looking forward to 6 o'clock.<br /><br />I am fast being reduced to penury because of my beloved's addiction to eBay. I am going to attempt to channel his enthusiasm towards selling rather than buying next year. Unless, of course, you sell anything he buys, in which case I'll steer him your way.Zhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00822383355869390919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7631744517472022294.post-80782482118528992952009-12-17T16:03:24.312+00:002009-12-17T16:03:24.312+00:00After he attended the cabin boys' meeting, Sim...After he attended the cabin boys' meeting, Simon Calder wrote in the Independent on Tuesday that he'd never seen so many Land Rover Discoveries displaying French plates outside a union rally in England before. Up the workers!Richardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01313387849115278988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7631744517472022294.post-61900729659285586212009-12-17T15:10:09.742+00:002009-12-17T15:10:09.742+00:00As far as I am concerned, Christmas is over. I hav...As far as I am concerned, Christmas is over. I have despatched my cards, and that is it. Finito. Elvis has left the planet. Hari Om Tat Sat.<br /><br />Can the rest of you move on please?<br /><br />And Ziggi, I last had an alcoholic drink over 35 years ago. Look to me for what a life of abstinence can bring.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7631744517472022294.post-84406792153557330972009-12-17T14:20:33.873+00:002009-12-17T14:20:33.873+00:00I haven't had a drink, a proper alcofrolic one...I haven't had a drink, a proper alcofrolic one I mean, for 25 days - none of you knows what proper suffering is - pah!Zighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14325808421083028026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7631744517472022294.post-13684151621509963852009-12-17T14:17:39.715+00:002009-12-17T14:17:39.715+00:00And spare a thought for the poor John Lewis partne...And spare a thought for the poor John Lewis partnership who can expect to see profits plummet in the coming year..Macyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16117141586263456823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7631744517472022294.post-42079546909876759422009-12-17T13:18:57.662+00:002009-12-17T13:18:57.662+00:00Tinsel! Cacti! Examples! You smirking plutocrats, ...Tinsel! Cacti! Examples! You smirking plutocrats, you sons (and daughters) of Mammon, all we have is 1 thimble to drink our self-produced organic 'wine' from.Christopherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14227767014123557100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7631744517472022294.post-27512741910700723062009-12-17T13:06:39.201+00:002009-12-17T13:06:39.201+00:00I'm throwing tinsel over a cactus and that'...I'm throwing tinsel over a cactus and that's the end of it...<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7631744517472022294.post-34788083371559422692009-12-17T11:41:53.778+00:002009-12-17T11:41:53.778+00:00How we should like to emulate your example.How we should like to emulate your example.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08403853324345062446noreply@blogger.com