Taking out his fourth onion, Gordon's eyes misted with intense sadness as he admitted that the one thing he has been fighting for above all else is now an impossible dream.
"It would have been my final legacy to ensure that my Hero, Anthony Alouicious Bliar, would be left as our supreme Emperor to oversee our humble works in Britain on £340,000 per year plus exes. You don't realise the emotion that has swept through me whilst I've fought tooth and nail to have Mr Bliar, a proven Catholic, and his lovely, lovely wife Cheryl, Beatified by the Church of Europe. The man is already a Saint in most people's eyes for bringing peace and stability to the Middle East."
Mr Brown went on to pay homage to the new Supreme Ruler of All Europe Sr Berlingo-Van-Rumpo of Beneluxia.
"However, although we didn't get my hero and lover Tony Bliar into the top spot we have made a substantial coup in gaining a position for my famous friend Lady Violet Elizabeth-Williams-Bott as European High Commissioner for Inkwells. She will have an overall brief as Ink Tsar to ensure that Brussels Commissioners have sufficient Quink with which to sign off their own expenses, which by the way make the Westminster expenses look like playschool."
7 comments:
I too noticed the heartbroken look on Gordon's face as he had to announce the withdrawal of his support for Bliar.
I believe this (and the handwriting issue) is all a plot by the Dark Lord to try to make us like the PM.
I am confused. Apparently we have a president. I must check the electoral roll as my voting card appears to have got lost in the post.
Handball!
Your new inkwell monitor is from Wigan. People from Chorley call people from Wigan 'White Russians'.
Does this explain everything?
Ah Richard, I heard a politician explaining that the presidential election was democtratic, as he was chosen by the elected heads of states of the various European nations.
You remember voting for Gordon as PM, don't you?
Maybe Tony can go back to his first love and reform Ugly Rumours. Hear that cock rock!
Dave: The Lord moves in mysterious ways. He's quite good on the dancefloor though!
Richard: I think you had to comment on a blogpost somewhere to affect the result.
Kaz: Is her driveway called "The Road to Wigan Peer"? . Why are they called white russians?
Geoff: I hope that's just an ugly rumour. Mark Ellen was in it I understand.
I thought I had left a comment here...Hmmm...hey ho
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