Sunday, 13 December 2009

Paris Hilton? More like Wolverhampton Travel Lodge!

"Please let me in, Monsieur Oz! I 'ave 'ad an 'air-do to come 'ere!"


"Sorry love. No can do. More than my Job's worth".



8 comments:

Dave said...

So sweet.

wv, oddly, is 'mates'.

KAZ said...

'ow does Lily see where she's going?
Hello Dave.

Macy said...

Sorry Lily - apparently there's no room for publicity seeking blondes at the Wolverhampton Travel Lodge

Geoff said...

As Ray Charles said,

"I can't see shit!"

Rog said...

Dave: Isn't that a Richard Branson product?

Kaz: No eye, dear. 'Allo Kaz.

Macy: She should be called "Fern Bracken" with that colouring.

Geoff: He never did get the braille version of this blog then.

Anonymous said...

I don't blame Oz. No self-respecting gatekeeper would -- or should -- let in a floozy with a hangover. Clean up and sober up, girl, then we'll talk.

Christopher said...

Are you sure it isn't Oz refusing to let la môme Lil out? Isn't he saying Mon dieu what do you look like? D'you think I'm going to let you out looking like a dog's dinner...erm, no, hang on a sec...

Rog said...

Elizabeth: A floozy?!!! Well, perhaps....

Christopher: He's all heart, that Tibetan!