Some say that my grasp of popular culture is pretty tenuous, but I can prove you wrong by bringing you the hot news that Accrington's famous Blog Heroine and Gay Icon KAZ has combed her hair.
I can go one better by revealing exclusively where the inspiration for the latest Kaz Kwiff came from. Go to your room Limahl, and step forward Master Wullie!
Or, even more likely, Mistress Lily:
13 comments:
I know who Kaz is, but who are all the other people?
You know, I never realised that Kaz had Scottish tendencies, but why else would she be wearing a tartan bow?
How could you have missed out Rod "the Kaz" Stewart???
I like Joanna's "Grr Kaz".
Didn't the whole Romanian team go out and get a mass "Kaz" before a World Cup quarter-final in 1998?
Maybe I dreamed that.
It was cruel of you not to cover poor Dave's head.
What's hair?
Brilliant! But shouldn't you be training, it is snowing here!
I've got a "Kaz" but I wanted a "Sofia Loren."
I used to have a 'Kaz' when I 21, now I have a ' I can't be arsed to spike my hair up every morning, dye it blonde every 2 weeks, rather dull middle aged Delia' or something like that.
Dave: They're all Kaz!
Ziggi: It's the McKevin Tartan.
Macy: He wears it well.
Geoff: I don't want to be on the wrong side of Joanna.
Malc: I vaguely remember. It could have been Kazakstan.
Vicus: You've made me feel remorseful now.
Christopher: A musical with dangly bits?
Jon: Thanks for reminding me. It's a bit windy and cold for cycling - I wish we'd chosen the Coast to Coast Brittany.
Rosie: You could ask for your money back. Turn spikey!
Sarah: Shout "Let's be Avenueeeee" and we'll try and spot the diff!
Last time I was in Brittany you would have needed a floatation collar for your bike!
I always wanted a 'KAZ', but I'd look silly blonde.
Humpf.
I have Kaz-envy.
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