Wednesday, 24 June 2009

Joke du Jour

Sorry not much time to post today as I'm VERY BUSY!!!



Patient: Doctor I think I'm going deaf.



Doctor: Really? What are the symptoms?



Patient: They're a yellow cartoon family that live in Springfield. How does that help?

11 comments:

Richard said...

I didn't get that, I'm dyslexic. You're going to Deal?

Geoff said...

D'oh!

KAZ said...

Geoff - that's what I was going to say.
I can't think of anything wittier.... than your comment that is.
I can think of loads of things wittier that the joke.

Rog said...

Richard: Diss lexic means you speak with a Norfolk accent.

Geoff: Why you....!!!!!

Kaz: Ok let's hear them Kaz!

Sarah said...

Have you been drinking too much Duff beer again Rog?...that was awful

Dave said...

The sun keeping you busy is it? I know it has me. I've had to be out keeping an eye on it, to make sure it doesn't drift away, or accidentally go out, or something.

Rog said...

Sarah: I thought it had a charming homerly quality to it!

Dave: I hope you had your hat and shades on. I was supposed to be "taming the beast" this afternoon but work got the better of me.

john.g. said...

D'OH! AS WELL!

Scarlet-Blue said...

*Groans, and writes it down in notebook to impress friends*
Sx

Z said...

Take no notice of them, Rog. They're jealous and your jokes are very funny.

Rog said...

John: That's a capital D'oh!

Scarlett: I told it to the lady in the Post Office yesterday and she looked at me as though I was mad.

Z: At last... a perfect comment! Thanks Z!