Here's a useful tip for you. If you ever find yourself required to participate in baby sitting, just remember the number 71.
Yes, pressing those digits on your freeview remote will produce the wonderful Cbeebies and your babysitting will become a breeze.
Mind you, I used to think the Teletubbies were a bizarre figment of a cocaine fuelled producer's brain but Iggle Piggle and Waybuloo makes Tinky Winky look perfectly normal. There's also a selection of failed actors reduced to donning the red and yellow denims and cavorting with Prozac pilled patronizing which they find preferable to getting a job in Macdonalds. Big Cook Little Cook and Mr Tumble are good examples, although I have come through with a passing knowledge of making bean burgers and sign language for the deaf. And Lily was transfixed.
There are a few old favourites from 50 years ago mingled in with the bright overalls and slapstick. Muffin the Mule is still somewhere on the schedule but not much in demand - Kaz will be mortified.