Sunday, 11 October 2009

Dramatic Irony

I've just had a brilliant idea for a new TV Drama !!!


It will focus on the lives of three men who are very different in appearance and character yet have two things in common. Firstly, they are all gay, and secondly they are all in deep denial about their own homosexuality.

The drama will evolve as they each begin to suspect the true orientation of their two companions whilst sublimating their own in macho sport and manly pursuits. Tension will become unbearable.

This is how it will look.

12 comments:

Dave said...

Will they all end up driving pink convertables?

Geoff said...

I didn't think Clarkson could love anybody but himself.

But James May.

delcatto said...

Does this involve hamsters?

Rog said...

Dave: I think that's a eupemism.

Geoff: Clarkson secretly hates himself but tries not to let it show.

Delcatto: Kerching!!!

KAZ said...

No Way ..
I saw the odious Clarkson on Trinny and Susannah.
He has the sartorial taste of a rag and bone man ..... Oops sorry Rog.

Rog said...

Kaz: I hope you're not coming over all ragandbonophobic. I'm just Bonophobic myself.

zIggI said...

where does macho come in to it?

Sarah said...

Should I conclude you think these three are a bunch of To*#ers?

Roses said...

They all take far too much notice of their hair...of course they're gay.

Where's your compassion Rog? They are obviously of the age, where Coming Out wasn't the done thing and are now trapped in their heterosexual hell!

Rog said...

Ziggi: Macho is "The Stig!!!". I think it's Polari of some sort.

Sarah: That's right, they are a set of right Toasters. And they pop up all over the place. Including Dave!

Roses: They did a thing in Egypt once, I knew they where in De Nile. I would feel compassion if rich boy Clarkson wasn't ripping off such a huge slice of the TV licence.

Macy said...

OOOh this is so brilliant I'm off to watch all the re-runs on Dave RIGHT NOW...I need to catch up on the Story So Far!

Rog said...

Macy: I wondered why Stephen Fry is on Dave 24/7.