If you derive your income solely from the application and pursuit of green recycling activities, reallocating pre-used resources to reduce the impact of prime manufacturing on the environment, you might be in danger of becoming a tad smug.
However, as Prius owners will be aware, it's not always easy being a pioneer in the green, green fields. In our case, running an Internet Rag & Bone business from our place of residence is all very well until you wake up one morning and remember where you've seen your living room before:
Time for action methinks!
Must smarten the old place up a bit and put on more of a show for the outside world.
Who to rope in to help?
Well our HR Department have drawn a blank, so I've had to have a word with the CR Department who have put forward the following two candidates.
Head of Security, Commissionaire and Chief Jobsworth :
And for Front-of-House duties, including casting fetching eyelash flutters at visiting reps, polishing pawnails and Guarding the Baker's Complete Shite Cupboard we have a foreign exchange student Mademoiselle Lil:
"Can I 'elp you?"