Wednesday, 21 April 2010

Britain used to have Talent

Following the story that the host of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" is being given an Anglophile song and dance contest show in Japan ("Britain's Got Tarrant") comes the shock news that lightweight and talent free Cleggward has once again come through the week's voting unscathed. 

"It's not fair on the serious contestants", said John Sargeant. "We practise morning noon and night, yet this lightweight chancer comes along and captures the popular vote by simply being fresh faced and new. Bastard."

Respected inside trader Piers Moron defended Cleggward and his enthusiastic approach to the competition, saying "You can have money, intelligence, talent and everything else in this life, but the most important thing at the end of the day is sincerity. This boy can fake sincerity and has got it made".


ziGGi said...

I was talking about the saddle on bike (last post) - you need a comfy one for your epic journey - I have nothing to say about this twonk on this post.

Dave said...

I have no idea about what you are talking.

Malc said...

Lightweight chancer takes the polls by storm. . . is it 1997 again?

Rog said...

Ziggi: there is a connection - and it's a word starting with A and ending with E.

Dave: Jedward was one of John Wesley's cousins.

Malc: You could be right.

I hear that Heather Mills has fallen over. Apparently it was nicked legs fault.

Sarah said...

*groans at the heather mills gag !*

Surely he has a better chance than the other two of NOT completely fucking the country up? hasn't he?....where's the monster raving loony party when you need it? hmmm