1. If you are a Tibetan Terrier, you cannot disguise your presence in a field of new grown corn.
2. For many years, scientists have attempted to discover the secret of the phenomenal speed achieved by the PBGV (or Heebius Jeebius). By slowing down my film to nanoseconds, I've finally managed to see how it's done! The secret is that they do a Butterfly Swimming Stroke with the ears!