Saturday, 29 May 2010

Two important things I've learnt today about dogs.

1.  If you are a Tibetan Terrier, you cannot disguise your presence in a field of new grown corn.



2. For many years, scientists have attempted to discover the secret of the phenomenal speed achieved by the PBGV (or Heebius Jeebius). By slowing down my film to nanoseconds, I've finally managed to see how it's done! The secret is that they do a Butterfly Swimming Stroke with the ears!

10 comments:

Jon Storey said...

A very learned day indeed....!

Vicus Scurra said...

I had carefully avoided the eurovision nonsense up until this point, even skipping all the twitter entries (3.8 twatillion) that mentioned it, but then I find you have attached the soundtrack to your video. I am not impressed.

Dave said...

Aren't they sweet? You could almost kiss them.

Rog said...

Jon: I research in a number of fields!

Vicus: The soundtrack was not, as you suggest, lifted from the Gay New Year celebrations but was in fact from my Stockhausen Greatest Hits Ep. In full. Good to see you in tune with Dave over Twitter.

Dave: you are refering to the possible cause of my Glamdular Fever I assume. Kissing Oz would have been more likely to result in Diss temper.

Christopher said...

I have been spending lonely bachelor nights recently watching old Insp. Morses, where I've noted several actresses with the same means of propulsion. Did you know there are no dogs in Morse?

Scarlet Blue said...

Sooooo cute... and I'm not talking about Dave or Vicus.
Sx

Rog said...

Chris: I thought the loyal huffing Spaniel at Morse's shoulder was a dog but it turned out to be Lewis.

Scarlet: In their own way Dave and Vicus are just as cute. Without the "e" of course.

Z said...

That's the first time I've seen Dave talk with enthusiasm about kissing.

Tim Footman said...

Oz could of course paint himself green.

Or paint the corn black.

Rog said...

Z: I think that's probably a good thing!

Tim: Oz is very fond of the Green Movement. He frequently has them.