My Mum's been going on about me getting rid of the bits and bobs in her garage for months. An old ironing board, a bedhead, a drain cover etc.
It's a bit awkward now the local tip only opens at weekends but I promised her I'd get it sorted soon.
"Why are you so keen to get your garage clear anyway?", I asked yesterday.
"I'm not worried for myself. It's just that if I kick the bucket I don't want you to have all the hassle of emptying out the garage".
I didn't know what to say.