Tuesday, 5 July 2011

Sensational News


The tribulations of the Greek Economy enter a new level as it is announced that there will be a complete cessation of all production of BOTH Taramusalata AND Hummus.

Yes folks, it looks like it's a a double-dip recession.

(I've taken the example of pompous little plagiarist J. Hari and cut-and-pasted this from the BBC "Now Show")

16 comments:

Billy said...

*stockpiles tzatziki*

Christopher said...

Is this before or after ingestion?

Rog said...

Billy: It's OK, they've appointed a Tzatziki Tsar

Christopher: That would be double-dip indigestion. Not very Hummus!

Ozpromoman said...

That's a Stifado Roger.

Rog said...

Hi Malc! Only DSK can afford to say that though.

Rosie said...

Runs off to buy jar of garbanzos....

broken biro said...

Moussaka to my ears!

Z said...

The Nooww Shooowww?

Dave said...

I am shocked to learn that your material is not original.

Nota Bene said...

Holy guacamole....yes, I know poor effort. Sorry.

Mike and Ann said...

I hate to bring these flights of imagination down to earth, but those surely are chip shop portions of mushy peas?

Rog said...

I've dipped into these comments and got multi-dip depression. Thanks all!

Pat said...

I think Mike and Ann may be on to something.
For myself - I shall shortly be dipping into olive, sundried tomato and red pepper houmous - courtesy of Morrisons'

. said...

Mushy pease?

. said...

that should have been "Mushy peas?"
not sure where the extra e came from.

Mike and Ann said...

Pease pudding hot,
Pease pudding cold,
Pease pudding in the pot-
nine days old.

Some like it hot,
a film, so I'm told-
Think I've just lost the plot-
must be getting old.