Friday, 30 March 2012

Wonderful Land

Just in case you missed it, there was a wonderful blunder at a shooting games in Kuwait recently when the winner from Kazakhstan stood on the podium for the National Anthem. The organizers had mistakenly downloaded Borat's version which was played in full to the hapless contestant.

Here's the lyrics that were played:

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.

Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the might phenis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

And here's the poor shooter:


Roses said...

Oh wow!

You couldn't make it up...

Well, actually, *you* could.

Pat said...

What a boo boo!

Nota Bene said...

I saw it...and I laughed...doing your research on the internet is not always a good thing

Martin said...

Do you think she went ballistic?

Z said...

Is there any possibility that you were the mentor or spirit guide of Borat?

Rog said...

Roses: I couldn't!

Pat: Fortunately she saw the funny side.

Nota: That's where Alistair Campbell went wrong.

Martin: You're fired!

Z: I'm flattered to be in the same Continent!

Macy said...

Key question though...was the real anthem better?

mig bardsley said...

Every so often a boo boo is made that gives joy and happiness to all who witness it.
Thank you.
(And didn't she do well - not the faintest suggestion of snarl or snigger.)