This is how it went for Oz and how it used to go for me most days:
1. It's a lovely day as Oz sets out for work.
2. Early morning enthusiasm once again takes over from experience and Oz says "Today is going to be a good one at work!"
3. After a short time at work, Oz quickly ends up covered in shit. Disgusting and very smelly.
4. After being covered in shit, Oz is further humiliated with a dressing down.
5. All that is left for Oz is to sit in his office and sulk.
6. Poor Oz. He needs to start his own business.
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Perhaps he could specialise in the bones side of the business.
Ah - the triumph of hope over experience eh?
But I notice that Mrs Rine got the dirty job to do.
I remember after Al's first week as a shop-owning, self-employed greengrocer, he sat back with a satisfied sigh and said "I don't know why people say being your own boss is stressful. I think it's lovely." 'Course, that was before it occurred to him he'd never have a paid day off, sick leave, or a pension he hadn't fully funded himself.
Oh very good Dave...clearly not that ill!
Dave: Excellent suggestion!
Kaz: That's because she's a control freak.
Z: ...and there's all those apostrophes to worry about!
Sarah: He's a brave little soldier isn't he.
Maybe he already is self-employed. Think about it: Oz chose to roll in the shit himself instead of having it dumped on him from a great height.
POOR OZ!! Was it Health and Safety who caught up with him??
Richard: Impeccable logic. He certainly did choose the badger shit unless the badger threw it at him.
Macy: Yes it was a joint anagram project by H&S with IT.
For another work scenario, can you do a video of The Lunatics Have Taken Over The Asylum?
With Oz in straitjacket, of course.
Misread as 'Oz humiliated with a dressing gown'...
Oz is gorgeous. Oz for Prime Minister!
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how do you know it was badger poo?
Geoff: I'll get to work on it.
Scarlett: He brings a new meaning to the word "Brown".
Ziggi: Can't you see? It has that obvious Chris-Evans-Gingery look about it.
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