Sighed Oz, and Lily too,
"Those Farm Dogs have such lovely times
Knee deep in Cattle Poo!"
"They Spend all day just roaming free
And sitting up on Tractors
They bark and bark at 5 bar gates
Regardless of Risk Factors!"
But wait a mo, what of the night?
They're chained up to a post
They don't have snuggles in the house
And don't get bits of Toast.
So don't aspire to be someone else
It's not really that clever
Just make the most of who you are
You won't be here forever!