This is how it went for Oz and how it used to go for me most days:
1. It's a lovely day as Oz sets out for work.
2. Early morning enthusiasm once again takes over from experience and Oz says "Today is going to be a good one at work!"
3. After a short time at work, Oz quickly ends up covered in shit. Disgusting and very smelly.
4. After being covered in shit, Oz is further humiliated with a dressing down.
5. All that is left for Oz is to sit in his office and sulk.
6. Poor Oz. He needs to start his own business.