My brother rang me to say he's had a dream about me, which I found rather worrying, particularly as it also involved Simon Cowell. (Pictured above handling a Christmas Release for his close friend Louis Walsh).
Apparently, he'd dreamt that I'd produced my own Song in an attempt to stop the Saviour of ITV doing his customary assault on the Christmas Number One, which is only normally such in a toilet sense. I'd been so incensed at the annual X-Factor warbling pap that I'd put together my very own antidote single and had started an internet campaign to try get it to top the Christmas charts before Mr Cowell.
"What was the name of this David against Goliath Single", I enquired.
"Rog against the Machine!", he responded.
He's hilarious, my brother.