Netloafing for Beginners
This time you've failed to flag up that I am the model for this advert.I suppose it's obvious.
Note how some men use their four legged friends to attract the women.Know anyone like that?
Dave: Only if you should have gone to Specsavers.Kaz: ...er,.... I wouldn't want to smell like Oz though. Not a good look in the olifactory department.
I can't resist the smell of a dog's paws. Some dogs' ears also smell divine.I find that a man smells best with nothing on at all. But maybe that's just me.
Ooh, you Brut!
I'm with Z. No need for bottled whiffs on men!But now I'm looking back at him..I'm looking back at him...
Note to self: Make sure my wife doesn't see this advert. She'll be applying for that government scrappage deal for old husbands...
Someone at my old place at work had a thing about dog's paws too...weird, but hey.As I don't have a man to compare him with, I'll just look at him.
Excuse me...could you see your way to sending me the address of that beach?
*pushes rather violently all the girls out of the way....right to the front of THIS queueueueueueueueue*I like smelling men with nothing on too Z
I was disappointed when the towel came off and he had shorts on underneath :( The horse was nice.
Z: Mrs Rine is a connoisseur of the dog paw smell also. Weird!Geoff: You are awful.Macy: You can't beat those natural pheromones - that's my excuse anyway.Delcatto: Oh dear, there's a thought!Roses: The dog paws thing is spreading!Rosie: Life's a beach.Sarah: I've got you over excited now haven't I.Ziggi: Not as nice as the horse in the previous advert.
I'm tremendously excited. I've never known anyone else with the same inclination. I suppose Mrs Rine grew up with dogs in the family? - I don't see that it is something you are likely to learn as an adult.
Hello Z, with Lily it is the smell of her ears which I can't resist. She always has a proper doggy smell, which even her own "father" complains about, but her ears are so delicious!I did grow up with dogs, but only really remember getting into the paw sniffing in later life. I've heard tales that Rog didn't even like dogs before I arrived on the scene with one in tow!
I think Oz and Lil wrote the liadog.
My dog smells of digestive biscuits. It's lovely.
My dog's got no nose...
I sniff my cat. She smells cat-like.Sarah, you've got a bloke, stop being greedy. Damn your elbows are sharp.
Ay, all those musings about the divine smell of dogs' feet and ears... It must be Valentine's Day.BTW, KAZ says:Note how some men use their four legged friends to attract the women. Know anyone like that?If true, this would be really despicable behavior, bordering on dog abuse. I, for one, would never fall for it.BTW, the guy's shower is nice. Wonder what he uses to clean it.
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