As therapies became more alternative and adventurous the euphemism creators have had to work overtime to make them sound palatable to the punter. Who, for example, didn't fancy the tempting prospect of "Collonic Irrigation", a wonderful poetic term evoking thoughts of green pastures and twinkling streams. If they'd left it as the original descriptive "sticking a running hosepipe up your bottom" I think the celebrity following may have failed to be quite so enthusiastic. Well, most of them anyway.
I'm now able to offer you a further sign that civilisation is going down the toilet... Fish Pedicure.
This cod remedy is so ridiculous that I can't even be bothered coming up with a carp load of puns involving fish and feet.