I wish I'd had some sort of payment for the many years of my life I've frittered away with my head stuck in the back of comics reading the Ellisdon's advertisement for jokes and novelties.
I was mortified when in 2003 this feast of fun was abruptly discontinued citing lack of interest. Had I not ordered enough plastic spider catchers? What was I to do with all the plastic spiders now? I was bereft.
Until now, readers!
I've just opened my trial-subscription-for-The-Oldie-which-I've-already-cancelled-because-it's-full-of-stuff-for-old-people when what should fall out but ....PFM!!! It stands for "Presents for Men" and looks like this: