I received an email from one of my favourite retail emporiums today. Maplins. Not the holiday camp but the gadgetry store where they know their resistors from their capactators.
They were suggesting I dash off to one of their outlets to grab a suitable Valentine bargain for my good lady.
Now I've never been known for my incisive knowledge of the female psyche when it comes to presents, witness the occasion early on in our (almost short lived) relationship when I assumed an "AB-Buster"
would make a nice stocking filler at Christmas.
But even I'm not certain a USB cable would go down well on Valentines Day.