If they posted that cheque to you, perhaps you could offer to do a deal with them - add half the price of the stamp* and then pay it into your account electronically. There, that's doubled your pension instantly.
*They get to keep half the price of the stamp they would have used, plus the envelope, so they save too - win/win you see, always appeals
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You're already married Ziggi.
If they posted that cheque to you, perhaps you could offer to do a deal with them - add half the price of the stamp* and then pay it into your account electronically. There, that's doubled your pension instantly.
*They get to keep half the price of the stamp they would have used, plus the envelope, so they save too - win/win you see, always appeals
Money isn't everything Rog ...HA HA HA HA HA HA!
That's you at the Post Office isn't it?
Frankly, I find your writings to be at the other extreme of the intellectual galaxy. Were it not for the nudity I would probably not come back.
the wv is "ingest". I was going to comment, but I will leave the puns to you.
Is that you transferring the capital then?
Never mind - the value of your investments can go UP as well as DOWN.
Allegedly
17p is about the difference between what I've paid into my personal pension and how much the fund is now worth.
Dave: Too late ... this very day I've received another statement by post showing the cheque they posted.
Kaz: I was concerned for my frozen assets, yes.
Vicus: I hope your comment was "ingest"!!!! Happy now.
Macy: I was certain the market had bottomed out.
Geoff: I'm welling up. Let me post this cheque on to at once.
Bankers have fat bloated bums and die early beacause they don't get enough exercise.
A reason to be cheerful.
Sx
It's no wonder people used to keep their money under their matress, is it?
I'm sure Sir Bruin will be along any moment to remind us all that the Bank is our enemy.
I just want to say that I believe the Bank to be the Enemy.
Scarlett: You've given us a real bankers bonus there!
Liz: Now people keep their mattresses under their money.
Sir B: I'd hear you were on your way round!
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