I've just got back from 40 days and 40 nights on the M6 and A14 to return to the Desert Homelands of East Angular. The Eastern Daily Press is awash with news of a man "assaulted outside the Chip Shop in Dereham" but locals are wondering whether any vinegar was involved. The Police had bigger fish to fry and decided he was just in the wrong plaice at the wrong time.
Our journey home was punctuated with occasional flurries of Radio 4 but the highlight was listening to the last episode of Series 53 (Yes, 53!) of the redoubtable "I'm Sorry I haven't A Clue".
"I found recently there are two types of 'elegance'. There's Indian Elegance with smaller ears..."
Internet - Where England Players fail to put the ball.
Balderdash - A rapidly receding hairline.
Phlegmatic - Battery Operated Handkerchief
Warehouse - A person who turns into a house at a full moon.
Asterisk - The chances of being hit by an asteroid.