Sighed Hols and Lily too
Those farm dogs have such lovely times
Knee deep in cattle poo
They spend all day just roaming free
And sitting up on tractors
They bark and bark at 5 bark gates
Regardless of risk factors
But wait a mo! What of the night?
They're chained up to a post
They don't have snuggles in the house
And don't get bits of toast
So don't aspire to be someone else
It's not really that clever
Just make the most of who you are
You won't be here forever.